PERSONAL WANTS TO GET PERSONAL WITH YOU
(SWF ISO SWF or SWM or BJM or DJM or GWM or M&M's)
but I am willing to consider someone else -
as long as you don't look like Newt Gingrich.
In the past five years
Christmas has come more than I have,
so I don't care who I prefer.
I stopped abusing alcohol and
now only abuse small children and
people who can't see.
and inform everyone that the NO SMOKING sign
is to remind the people who don't anymore
that they've quit.
I once intended to be a rich and famous romantic
taxi cab driver.
Then I got over it and
decided I'd rather be a housewife
in New Jersey
with 116 pairs of Calvin Klein designer jeans,
a real estate license and a Hyundai.
I am everything I've always hated:
conservative, bourgeois, monogamous -
but I still intend to become rich and famous
and would like to meet someone here in New York City
If you adore sunrises - with tequila in them -
wish you'd never heard of Beany Babies
and have a yellow-diamond shaped sign
hanging in your rear windshield
that says "Child In Trunk" -
then you must be the one for me.